SHE'S DYING
What the hell do you mean she’s dying? I water it, feed it fertilizer, and give it plenty of sunshine, and fresh air. But do you love her? What? You heard me. I heard you, but I don’t believe what I heard. Please answer the question, do you love her? I don’t know; I suppose I do. How the hell do you love a plant? Do you talk to her? No, I don’t talk to it. Are you nuts? There’s the answer to why she’s dying. Because I don’t talk to it? I haven’t talked to it – ever. Does she have a name? A what? A name, n – a – m – e. I don’t know. It’s a jade plant so I guess its name is Jade. That’s like calling you Man, and not a very bright one at that. Well, let’s give her a name. That is really a dumb idea. Perhaps, but give her a name anyway. Why is this so hard for you? Because I feel stupid talking about this damned plant. Okay, I’ll give her a name. No, you won’t. It’s my plant. I’ll give it a na...