MR. SANDMAN
Based on the lyrics from ‘Mr. Sandman’ By The Chordettes, 1954 “Who are you?” “I’m the Sandman.” “Oh, really. And what’s your first name pray tell?” “Pray tell? My first name is Clyde, and be very careful.” “Clyde Sandman? You’re kidding?” “Do I look like I’m kidding? Smart-ass.” “Cute. Are you ‘the’ Sandman?” “What do you mean by that?” “Are you the Sandman who can bring me the man of my dreams?” “Depends.” “On What?” “Can you sing: bung, bung, bung, bung…?” “Do I have to?” “No, just thought I’d ask.” “Who’s the smart-ass now?” “Hum, point taken. Now, let’s get down to business.” “Yes, let’s.” “I’ve got a couple of gents lined up which may be of interest to you.” “Wonderful.” “Do they have to be the cutest that you’ve ever seen?” “That would be nice, but not necessary. But I don’t want one that looks like a mud fence.” “In the dark, does it matter?” “I have a photographic memory so, ye...