THE DEVIL WORE PINK TIGHTS
As Told by Brian Martin I was minding my own business, browsing the Neiman Marcus display windows on Stockton in San Francisco when the faint smell of Sulphur invaded my nostrils. Then I felt the presence of someone. I looked at the reflection in the display window and saw the head and shoulders of a very handsome man standing behind me. I wondered who the hell he was and what he wanted. I looked around … oh, my God . No one was there. What the … I moved to the next display window and he was still there … in the reflection. But now I could see all of him and almost laughed out loud. He was tall, muscular and standing there bare-chested in a pair of pink tights. “Don’t laugh.” “What?” “You heard me.” “Who the hell are you?” “Who do you think?” Then I saw the red spiked tail flicking behind him. “You’ve gotta be kidding?” “And why would I do that?” “I don’t have the faintest idea, but I wish you would go away.” “Why … am I bo...